{"product_id":"bxosabc-goldilocks-go-home-9780823438570","title":"Goldilocks, Go Home!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePrepare to laugh out loud at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book for lovers of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it!\" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear, as Baby Bear is now calling himself. Tensions are high at the Three Bears cottage where Goldilocks--an overdramatic tween who has deluded herself into believing she's a princess--is stranded until the Big Bad Wolf vacates the area.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA hungry troll, three pigs with a home improvement show on HoGTV, and of course the Big Bad Wolf all figure into the story in this hilarious mash-up of folk and fairy tales from around the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn chapters full of quirky and clever drawings, Bobby and Goldilocks alternate narrating the story of their hair-raising adventures. Goldilocks aka \"Furless\" and Bobby are constantly at one another's throats and can't stop interrupting each other. But despite their mutual animosity, a kind of affection develops between Bobby and Goldilocks, and they become something like friends. As Bobby explains, \"I mean, annoying as she was, I didn't want her to end up wolf kibble.\" Over 80 illustrations are included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Holiday House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48289512095950,"sku":"9780823438570","price":27.9,"currency_code":"MYR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/0883\/2974\/files\/9780823438570_a.png?v=1786957458","url":"https:\/\/www.bookxcess.live\/products\/bxosabc-goldilocks-go-home-9780823438570","provider":"BookXcess","version":"1.0","type":"link"}